The Wait is Over: Gaddafi’s Money is MINE!

Cue evil laughter, along the lines of: “Bwahahahaha…”

Why? Look at this:


Oops, I meant this:

Date: 2011/10/24

MY Dear,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise as we don’t know ourselves before,but pay attention and understand my reason of contacting you.Please don’t be angry with me my Dear if you see this message in Spam/junk of your mailbox, it will be because I sent it with slow internet connection but be rest assured that it is real and a genuine business.
I am Mr MICHEAL JOHNSON SMITH  from London .I am the account officer of PRESIDENT Muammar Gaddafi of Libya.
The President is a self made Billionaire and a big business tycoon on Oil and Diamonds. Due to the on going war in Libya now and the Latest instructions from United nations that all money belonging to President Muammar Gaddafi of Libya be frezzed.I have been Authorised by the PRESIDENT to transfer this money through any means available out of United Kingdom Immediately.
President Muammar Gaddafi of Libya has been in power for 42 years and has multi projects all over the whole today.I have been authorised secretly to move his fund out of our bank to any place were it will be save for future investment. Right now the President Muammar Gaddafi of Libya is at large because the United nations want him Dead by all means, so his on hiding now as i speak.I am apealling to you to keep this business very secret so that we could achieve a great success in the nearest future.
This news is all over the international media- CNN,ALJAZEERA,BBC,VOA and E.T.C.
i got your mail through my private search and out of Desperation I decided to reach you through this medium.
Muammar Gaddafi President of Libya deposited $759,000,000.00 {SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS }  in our BANK here in London.
I want to invest this money in your country or any place of your choice in different accounts.
The need to move out this money arose when the United Nations instructed the closure of PRESIDENT MUAMMAR GADDAFI’S ACCOUNTS and also the speech made by Prime Minister David Cameroon on Dormant Accounts. He said that some of the money held in a dormant accounts would be used to fund youth and community can confirm this from the website below;
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regard. Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
(1) Can I completely trust you?
(2) I am ready to offer you 35%.I hope it is acceptable by you?
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible for more details.

Thanks random stranger with awful spelling skills and a email ID that looks so totally unfake, for making my day. Now I can go buy that MD degree I have always wanted to hang on the walls of my room! (See what I did there? I should be in marketing!)

Suck it up folks, now I am RICH! I will go buy a small country somewhere.

Cue: Evil laughter once again!

6 thoughts on “The Wait is Over: Gaddafi’s Money is MINE!

  1. I am an avid fan of gad daffy share me your fortune if you are honest to goodness
    Person, or else donate to the needy people around the world. Wish you more luck
    In the future and enjoy?.


  2. When I originally commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get several emails with the same comment.
    Is there any way you can remove people from that
    service? Thank you!


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